Tip Of The Day

Here are some funny tips!

• Dripping Taps - Use bottled water

  Washing-up - Use paper Plates

• Dusting - Employ a Cleaner

• Ironing - As Above

• Repairing Clothes - Don't - buy new ones

• Cleaning the Oven - Don't cook

• Cleaning Windows - Brick them up

• Creaking Doors - Take them off

• Dealing with Loose Carpets - Floorboards are nicer

• Reviving Sick Plants - Put them back in the garden where they belong

• Removing Dog and Cat Hairs - Free the animals

• Getting Rid of Bad Odorss - If they don't disappear with the animals it must be you — use deodorant

• Polishing Silver - Sell it and use the cash to expedite the whole list

• Making Sure Shelves are Straight - Don't make them yourself

• Making Wine Glasses Sparkle - Play a Miles Davies CD

• Removing Bobbles from Woolen Clothes - Keep them - they're fun

• Removing Mildew - There are bugs that eat it, you know — do you want them to starve?

• Dealing with Spiders in the Bath - Clean Spiders are better than none - keep the flies down

• Making the Bed - Buy one instead

• Odd Socks - We all have the right to be 'odd'

• Raking the Grass - Don't cut it

• Cleaning Venetian Blinds - Since you've bricked-up the windows - who needs them?